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Hello and welcome to Yerpl! As of yet, I don't know the actualy purpose for this blog, but I'm guessing that it's going to be on random topics that can be associated with anyone, or anything! Or something that I'm thinking of at the time.

I will try to complete one post a day minimum. Thanks and Enjoy!

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If I won the lottery..

Posted by Yerpl on 15:02 in , ,
I would never feel the same again! The things you could do, the people you could help, the places you could see! You would never have to work again, I could become even lazier, that would be delightful, and you could pretty much do what you wanted, whenever you wanted.


If I won the lottery, lets say £50,000,000 (even though I don't buy tickets) I would:

-Buy a castle on a small island
-Buy an island (might be too expensive)
-Buy houses in a few different countries
-Buy an Aston Martin Db9
-Buy an Aston Marting Db5
-Buy a Lambourghini Muira
-Buy a Jaguar E Type
-Buy a Lambourghini Countache
-Buy a Lambourghini Reventon
-Invest in a race track so I could dry all these cars like a maniac
-Give my brothers and my parents about £50k each
-Buy a luxurious boat
-Give £5,000,000 to charity
-Start a small company (maybe)


Thats just to name a few!


What would you do?

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Music To My Ears

Posted by Yerpl on 15:22 in , , ,
Music SilouetteSome people often say, that they can't live without music, obviously they are lying because you wouldn't physically die. But we all know what they mean, I rarely go a day with no music involved, it would just be more boring!

I think if there was someone that didnt really listen to music, they should start looking for a favourite artist, otherwise they are missing out on probably the best thing your ears can hear, especially some of the classics, like The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, James Brown, Marvin Gaye, just to name a few.

Also, maybe everyone should start playing an instrument, I play a few, but just learning how to play along to a song is good fun, and if you can write your own songs... even better!

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Pinch, Punch, First Of the Month

Posted by Yerpl on 19:09 in ,
Its already the 1st of March and it feels like I've wasted all the time that I have had this year.

As the saying goes: "Time Flies when you're having fun" I would say I definately agree to this, over the past few months I've had some of the best days of my life. I can't say that I've climbed everest, or seen the grand canyon, but just hanging out with your friends can be even better. As long as you do it right.

As far as my productivity is going. It's not quite as I would have hoped, but still, there is plenty of time to catch up on work, but you can never miss a night out, or a chance to do nothing and just talk and have fun with your friends.

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How do you like, your eggs in the morning?

Posted by Yerpl on 14:57 in ,
I like mine with a kiss
How do you like, your toast in the morning?
I like mine with a hug

Nothing beats a good fattening breakfast!

They might not be the healthiest of meals, but boy do they taste delicious! Eggs, toast, sausages, hash browns, bacon and spaghetti hoops, that my perfect breakfast. With a nice glass or orange or apple juice.

I decided to cook me up one of these bad boys today. It definately puts a smile on your face, even if you might feel sick afterwards, after force eating that last sausage. Why not? It's a waste if you throw it away!

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Home Alone...

Posted by Yerpl on 21:43 in , ,
Why is it, that when you're home alone, everything, seems to be exaggerated, and you become a lot more paranoid. Right now, there is no-one else in the flat apart from me, and I'm finding myself double checking that the door is closed, and any noise seems to be louder! Dripping tap, fridge, items seem to move by themselves..spooky.

It's also a lot more boring, even if they were here, and I didnt see them for a whole day, I would somehow be less bored. I supposed it's because you know they are there, just in case.

If I was a theif, I would have attacked my flat last night, there was only me to defend it, and im not exactly hard to get past!

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Will Smith

Posted by Yerpl on 23:16 in ,

Im sorry, but Will Smith has to be one of the best actors ever! He's so cool! I read somewhere that he was the highest paid actor ever, and he deserves it!

I was watching "Men In Black" the other day, it brought back good childhood memories, but also made me realise that I love Will Smith!
Even better, was the "Fresh Prince Of Belair" it was so stupid and so funny, that it's an immediate classic.

He's also a good singer, and Boom Shake the Room + Nod your head, are two of my favourite songs, if you had good taste, you would also enjoy these songs!

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Hangovers - Oh what fun!

Posted by Yerpl on 13:11 in , , , ,
Beer Pyramid
After a heavy drinking session last night, I know it's inevitable, that a hangover will 'hang over' me all day like a stormy rain cloud, and right on time it decided to kick in. Why do we drink, if were just going to be feeling horrible the next day? Well..because its damn fun to get wasted.

But still, some people claim to not get hangovers! They can't exactly feel better than not going out, the next day. I wish I was more like that, however, it would give me another reason to drink more and more, therefore damaging my liver more so...


A hangover is our bodys way of telling us we are stupid and that shouldn't ever do it again, because its naughty. But wouldn't it be better if you just got told by your friend? It doesn't matter anyway, because we all know, we are going to be drinking again.

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ET Phone Home?

Posted by Yerpl on 19:13 in , ,
Anybody else beleive in aliens of somekind?

I mean, I know there out there, its such a high probability there is life out there, like 100000000000000000000000 to 1 but, I'd just like to see some proof, or at least get attacked by them, that would be kind of cool, and the most terryfing experience of our lives, unless we won really easily, or they came to be friends.

People are constantly trying to communicate with outer space, such as SETI and NASA, and there have always been reports of so called "UFO's", but that could just be a pigeon holding a plate in its beak. Any sound that has been picked up, would have been made such a long time ago, that they are probably irrelvant anyway!

Anyway...We know your up there...somewhere

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Cartoon Wars

Posted by Yerpl on 19:06 in , , , ,
Family Guy, The Simpsons

Family Guy Vs. The Simpsons

I've been watching The Simpsons for as long as I can remember, and I have been watching Family Guy for a fair few years, but, which one is the best?

The simpsons is definately more of a "Classic Cartoon" and some scenes are unbeatable, but it does get a bit repetetive, and the old episodes are better than the new ones. It's also been going a lot longer than family guy.

Family guy, is a lot more random than the simpsons, with a lot of clips chucked in random places, it's also more offensive to people, but I would say most of the time it'f funnier than the simpsons, I would like to see a movie one day


At the moment I'm about 30% towards the simpsons, and 70% for family guy.

Go family guy!


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You can't actually live without..

Posted by Yerpl on 12:33 in , ,
..your mobile phone!

Nearly EVERYONE carries their mobile phone around with them, everywhere they go, it comes naturally to them nowadays, who knows, one day we will be born with them, attatched to our hands, it will be like having an extra thumb or something.

Even when you're at the cinema, or in a meeting, you will still be texting away, regardless of what other people think. Before the film starts, HUGE letters appear on the screen saying "PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR MOBILE PHONE"...you wait for someone to make a funny joke.. then, just as Bruce Willis is about to say an epic line, the classic 'Nokia' ringtone will be echoing through the room, and you will have to wait for the DVD realease to find out what has been said.

Eventually there will be no such thing as television, or computers, they will all be contained within a mobile phone that has a holographic display or 3D image projected on your face, something ridiculous like that. Unmindful to what I just said, I love my mobile phone.

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